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Ask Your Shit, Yo [Q&A]

Postby Skarlet » Thu Sep 04, 2014 10:26 am

Hey, what's up motherfuckers, it's Skarlet here to answer any and all questions you toss my way. Why? Because fuck it, why not?
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Re: Ask Your Shit, Yo [Q&A]

Postby Captain Epic » Thu Sep 04, 2014 10:49 am

What's your horoscope sign?
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Re: Ask Your Shit, Yo [Q&A]

Postby Skarlet » Thu Sep 04, 2014 8:50 pm

Captain Epic wrote:What's your horoscope sign?

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Re: Ask Your Shit, Yo [Q&A]

Postby krazycrismore » Fri Sep 05, 2014 1:02 am

Have you ever 'stabbed a bitch'?
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Re: Ask Your Shit, Yo [Q&A]

Postby Ruliya » Fri Sep 05, 2014 8:59 am

How's it feel to be on the bandwagon?

Oooh, ooh, are you always angry?

What colour are your eyes? Or your hair?

Is this too creepy?
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Re: Ask Your Shit, Yo [Q&A]

Postby Skarlet » Sat Sep 06, 2014 7:58 pm

krazycrismore wrote:Have you ever 'stabbed a bitch'?

Funny story actually.
One time in high-school this "gangster" chick wanted to fight me (her boyfriend had a thing for me I guess) so we met up after school at this park that nobody ever went to because it was falling apart. She swung at me a couple times, tried pulling my hair, etc etc. I never really hit back, it was more annoying than anything else. Eventually I got tired of her shit and shoved her into a chainlink fence.

Apparently the fence was previously cut up for some reason or another, so I ended up pushing her onto a jagged bit and she got stabbed in the back by a sharp piece of metal. Completely by accident, but rumors started spreading and I was known as a "tough girl" until the end of the year when I had to switch schools again.

Ruliya wrote:How's it feel to be on the bandwagon?

Oooh, ooh, are you always angry?

What colour are your eyes? Or your hair?

Is this too creepy?


It feels fantastic, thank you!

Goodness no, I'm never really angry. Just kinda upset sometimes.

My eyes? Dark brown. My hair? Also dark brown. I'm Mexican.

I've experienced far creepier, you fucking amateur.
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Re: Ask Your Shit, Yo [Q&A]

Postby Hitman H94 » Sun Sep 07, 2014 6:25 am

How can I make this creepy for you?
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Re: Ask Your Shit, Yo [Q&A]

Postby Skarlet » Sun Sep 07, 2014 5:32 pm

Hitman H94 wrote:How can I make this creepy for you?

Send a picture of your butthole with a little white flag sticking out with the words: "How 'bout now?" on it.
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Re: Ask Your Shit, Yo [Q&A]

Postby Hitman H94 » Mon Sep 08, 2014 6:19 am

Skarlet wrote:
Hitman H94 wrote:How can I make this creepy for you?

Send a picture of your butthole with a little white flag sticking out with the words: "How 'bout now?" on it.

Well...that is actually a pretty tempting thing to do.
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Re: Ask Your Shit, Yo [Q&A]

Postby Evil muNki » Tue Sep 09, 2014 5:13 am

a/s/l?

Then breast size pls.
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