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Re: Team Edward.

Postby Mister Teal » Wed May 16, 2012 12:12 am

fed* him to them.

That match was slanted
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Re: Team Edward.

Postby Captain Epic » Wed May 16, 2012 12:16 am

Mister Teal wrote:fed* him to them.

That match was slanted


What do you mean?
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Re: Team Edward.

Postby Mister Teal » Wed May 16, 2012 12:22 am

Dresden can kill all of the people there fairly easily .it's just the stipulations in that match put him SoL in getting anything done.

Wasn't intentional though, could probably be voted on to alter it as well given the inactivity and lack of real Twilight support.
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Re: Team Edward.

Postby Captain Epic » Wed May 16, 2012 12:24 am

Never count out Chief Swan:

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Re: Team Edward.

Postby Mister Teal » Wed May 16, 2012 12:28 am

Never heard of him, what's his power
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Re: Team Edward.

Postby Captain Epic » Wed May 16, 2012 12:31 am

Mister Teal wrote:Never heard of him, what's his power


He is omnipotent.
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Re: Team Edward.

Postby Mister Teal » Wed May 16, 2012 12:32 am

Well with a head that size
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Re: Team Edward.

Postby Jwlynas » Wed May 16, 2012 5:32 am

His superpower is having a shotgun.
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Re: Team Edward.

Postby Blood Dancer » Wed May 16, 2012 7:47 pm

Jwlynas wrote:His superpower is having a shotgun.


And given Bella's capacity to display emotions, I'd dare say that he is Steven Segal in disguise.
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Re: Team Edward.

Postby Deathtanker » Sat May 26, 2012 10:31 am

Read a bit of one of the books before class in High School. Was frankly insulted by the obviously provocative writing. Boredom took over so I started to read it aloud to my fellow classmates and they were amused when I adopted a husky voice with all the provocative stuff (AKA - half the book). I apparently ruined the book for the girl who I burrowed the book from because she can't read it now without noticing all the ridiculous smexy crap that pollutes it. Something she was blind to before my rendition.

So in a way, I saved a girl from Twilight.

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In all seriousness, its not a bad book series. Its just not that good and the vampires are ridiculous. And even the fight scenes are just... god. I had a hard time believing that a beheading and after fight cool down scene could be written just so to be provocative without the grand majority of girls really realizing it except on a subconscious level... I was wrong.

So, in a way, Twilight is basically one big act of literary foreplay. No wonder why girls like it.
Robert Frost wrote:The best way out is always through.

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