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Meanwhile On the Southern Front.

Postby Siggymansz » Wed Oct 05, 2011 9:30 am

Captain Commander Charlie ducked into his foxhole as the planes flew over his head dropping bombs of bombing bombs, peaking his head over the lip he could see General O'Merrick and the Enemy General sitting in arm chairs oblivious to the brutal combat around them. The 32nd Armoured Battalion had been fighting over these plains for 34 years, it appears rubber bullets don't work too well against tank armour. A Zepplin is shot down by a hail of arrows from the enemy archers, Charlie took aim with his RPG-7 and let loose a barrage of rockets at the archers however it appears their african shirts were able to resist the explosive explosion. It mattered not however as suddenly an aircraft carrier dropped ontop of them, with that threat neutralised Charlie hopped out of his foxhole and waltzed over to General O'Merrick to see what he was doing with the enemy general.

O'Merrick was playing chess, he (O'Merrick) moved his knight next to the enemies King and said "Check and Mate", the enemy general smirked before replying " Ah herr General, I havf a seekret weapon! YAHTZEE!" Th-

"Honey! stop playing with your toys and clean your room!"
"Ok mom."
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Everybody else was writing stories... so I though I might write one also. Because I'm cool like that 8-)
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Re: Meanwhile On the Southern Front.

Postby Eric Gigliotti » Wed Feb 29, 2012 3:15 pm

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Ruliya wrote:He edited it xD He said 3 originally xD That's hilarious!
No I had originally misspelled 2
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Re: Meanwhile On the Southern Front.

Postby Siggymansz » Wed Feb 29, 2012 3:46 pm

IF I told you, I would have to kill you... :D
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Re: Meanwhile On the Southern Front.

Postby Eric Gigliotti » Wed Feb 29, 2012 4:03 pm

Siggymansz wrote:IF I told you, I would have to kill you... :D

If you were a god, it would probably be worth it. If you're not a god, then I'd stand a chance fighting you.
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Re: Meanwhile On the Southern Front.

Postby Hitman H94 » Wed Feb 29, 2012 5:32 pm

Gonna have to move this!
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Re: Meanwhile On the Southern Front.

Postby Eric Gigliotti » Wed Feb 29, 2012 5:49 pm

Hitman H94 wrote:Gonna have to move this!

WEEEEEE!!!
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Re: Meanwhile On the Southern Front.

Postby Siggymansz » Thu Mar 01, 2012 1:31 am

I guess it isn't really fanfiction... So I guess I'm ok with the move. :lol:

If you were a god, it would probably be worth it. If you're not a god, then I'd stand a chance fighting you.

1. If I was a god, things would be very different (or would they?)
2. I hold the great equalizer!!!! A gun 8-) .
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Re: Meanwhile On the Southern Front.

Postby Eric Gigliotti » Thu Mar 01, 2012 1:47 am

Siggymansz wrote:
Eric Gigliotti wrote:If you were a god, it would probably be worth it. If you're not a god, then I'd stand a chance fighting you.

1. If I was a god, things would be very different (or would they?)
2. I hold the great equalizer!!!! A gun 8-) .

I've got two rifles and a shotgun. Plus since mine and my dad's stuff are locked together, a deer rifle, an M1 carbine, an M1 Garand, two more shotguns, a couple handguns, and an AK-47 with 1,000 rounds. COME AT ME BRO!!!
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Re: Meanwhile On the Southern Front.

Postby Siggymansz » Thu Mar 01, 2012 5:00 am

Eric Gigliotti wrote:I've got two rifles and a shotgun. Plus since mine and my dad's stuff are locked together, a deer rifle, an M1 carbine, an M1 Garand, two more shotguns, a couple handguns, and an AK-47 with 1,000 rounds. COME AT ME BRO!!!


ok... you have a shit ton of guns where as I have a bolt action .22


You win
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Re: Meanwhile On the Southern Front.

Postby Eric Gigliotti » Thu Mar 01, 2012 11:00 am

Siggymansz wrote:
Eric Gigliotti wrote:I've got two rifles and a shotgun. Plus since mine and my dad's stuff are locked together, a deer rifle, an M1 carbine, an M1 Garand, two more shotguns, a couple handguns, and an AK-47 with 1,000 rounds. COME AT ME BRO!!!


ok... you have a shit ton of guns where as I have a bolt action .22


You win

Don't dis the .22 It's always good to have a trusty .22 or even a good pellet gun - keeps the vermin away.
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