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Your Statue

Postby admin » Thu May 30, 2013 12:25 pm

So, imagine that a statue of you is to be made in stone/iron, to capture your likeness.

What would you want it to reflect about you?

To help this thread along, I'll go first.

My pose would certainly have one hand on my hip, the other hand on my forehead above my eyes as I look towards the sky.

I would hope that it the artist could convey this about my statue so that people thousands of years from now would say:

"It displays an ancient patient wisdom, and the eyes seem to gaze unafraid into eternity."
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Re: Your Statue

Postby Evil muNki » Thu May 30, 2013 12:34 pm

I guess i'd like mine to have it's hands in its pockets with shoulders hunched and a disappointed expression on its face.

It could say, "My mum went through hell giving birth for this?!".

Another one could be, "Self importance leads to the pain of death, so prepare to revel in pain."

I'd like people to say, "Damn. Life is a pile of shit!" when they look at it.
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Re: Your Statue

Postby bardian97 » Thu May 30, 2013 12:41 pm

I want mine to be holding a really really really big cube.
I want it to say "I'm just gonna sell this, that's a lot of iron."
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Re: Your Statue

Postby Captain Epic » Thu May 30, 2013 2:15 pm

I want mine to look like this:

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Re: Your Statue

Postby Mister Teal » Thu May 30, 2013 2:20 pm

It'd have to have a large set of sunglasses on it (not carved sunglasses, an actual giant pair of them), and it'd have to be the same color as all the others in the palace courtyard
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Re: Your Statue

Postby krazycrismore » Thu May 30, 2013 4:25 pm

One hand in the air giving the horns. My hhead and body would make it look like I was headbanging.

"Live free, brethren."

When people see it, I want them to think "That dude is metal as fuck."
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Re: Your Statue

Postby ZomBninjasamurai » Thu May 30, 2013 4:38 pm

Sitting down cross-legged with a double perc bong in front of e, the top covered by my left hand, my right hand making a peace sign. With a smile across my face that looks happy as fuck.

It'll say "White chocolate milk... Mind=blown."
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Re: Your Statue

Postby Captain Epic » Thu May 30, 2013 6:13 pm

White chocolate milk sounds awesome.
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Re: Your Statue

Postby Hermit » Thu May 30, 2013 11:48 pm

Hands in pockets, warm smile, head slightly tilting to the side.

The intended message is that this person is your average guy who lived an average life in an extraordinary way.
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Re: Your Statue

Postby Captain Epic » Fri Jun 20, 2014 1:35 pm

ZomBninjasamurai wrote:Sitting down cross-legged with a double perc bong in front of e, the top covered by my left hand, my right hand making a peace sign. With a smile across my face that looks happy as fuck.

It'll say "White chocolate milk... Mind=blown."


This is the funniest thing ever for some reason.
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