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[Forum Game]Bad Genie

Postby Deztroz » Sat Feb 15, 2014 11:10 am

Granted, they are crushed to death under the weight of it.

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Re: [Forum Game]Bad Genie

Postby Mister Teal » Sat Feb 15, 2014 11:17 am

Granted, but we all knew it was coming




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[Forum Game]Bad Genie

Postby Deztroz » Sat Feb 15, 2014 1:24 pm

Granted, but the audio is thirty seconds ahead of the video

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Re: [Forum Game]Bad Genie

Postby Hitman H94 » Sat Feb 15, 2014 1:40 pm

Granted but the day the Olympics start you are attacked by grizzly bears and lose all your limbs.

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[Forum Game]Bad Genie

Postby Deztroz » Sat Feb 15, 2014 5:14 pm

Granted but you get permanent sunburns in awkward places.

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Re: [Forum Game]Bad Genie

Postby Draco » Sat Feb 15, 2014 5:31 pm

Granted, you're near the end of your life when you suddenly become old

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Re: [Forum Game]Bad Genie

Postby Mister Teal » Sat Feb 15, 2014 5:34 pm

Granted, but it's eventually abandoned due to all the elderly drive-bys



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[Forum Game]Bad Genie

Postby Deztroz » Mon Feb 17, 2014 12:00 am

Granted, but it involves use of your tongue

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Re: [Forum Game]Bad Genie

Postby Draco » Mon Feb 17, 2014 2:10 am

Granted, you lose one of your hands to a zombie, become one, and the apocalyse loses momentum in less than a day and the zombies are wiped out.

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Re: [Forum Game]Bad Genie

Postby Hermit » Mon Feb 17, 2014 2:14 am

Granted, but you'll have to wait a bit.

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