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Re: [Forum Game]Bad Genie

Postby Ford Prefect » Fri Sep 06, 2013 1:22 pm

Granted, but they revolt against their human creators

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Re: [Forum Game]Bad Genie

Postby Kitten Lord » Fri Sep 06, 2013 5:06 pm

Granted, but its a new brand made from extracted human excrement.

I wish I was literally a Kitten Lord! :D
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Re: [Forum Game]Bad Genie

Postby Michael50210 » Fri Sep 06, 2013 5:45 pm

Kitten Lord wrote:Granted, but its a new brand made from extracted human excrement.

I wish I was literally a Kitten Lord! :D


Granted, you a re little bitty kitten with the title of Lord. Unfortunately...you're a kitten and no one really cares. :D

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Re: [Forum Game]Bad Genie

Postby Soulerous » Sat Sep 07, 2013 10:21 am

Michael50210 wrote:I wish for Chai tea!

It's made with urine and hates you and calls you names.

I wish for the Nile.
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Re: [Forum Game]Bad Genie

Postby Ford Prefect » Sat Sep 07, 2013 10:34 am

Granted, the Nile suddenly appears above you and you drown. Or are eaten by crocodiles.

I wish for way more smileys, one for every emotion:
:D :) ;) :( :o :shock: :? 8-) :lol: :?: :!: :roll: :twisted: :evil: :cry: :oops: :P :x :idea: :arrow: :| :mrgreen: :geek: :ugeek:
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Re: [Forum Game]Bad Genie

Postby Mister Teal » Sat Sep 07, 2013 5:40 pm

You can't truly feel Teal



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Re: [Forum Game]Bad Genie

Postby Soulerous » Sun Sep 08, 2013 3:49 am

Mister Teal wrote:I wish for more letters to exist

You receive 349 angry letters in the mail. They each contain $50 and a toxin that will likely kill you if you open them. You have a decision to make.

I wish for Force powers.
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Re: [Forum Game]Bad Genie

Postby Draco » Sun Sep 08, 2013 5:11 am

Granted, but you are not skilled with your powers and after screwing up life, you are taken by tue government to preform tests on and figure out ho you got you're mind powers.

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Re: [Forum Game]Bad Genie

Postby Ford Prefect » Sun Sep 08, 2013 6:48 pm

Granted, but you cannot wish for another wish with this wish.

I wish my computer would load pages faster.
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Re: [Forum Game]Bad Genie

Postby Ruliya » Sun Sep 08, 2013 6:51 pm

Granted, now it loads them so fast you don't have time to see the page before it's loaded another and another and another and you can't stop it, they keep loading exponentially until your computer crashes. Every time.

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