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Re: [Forum Game] CRAB BATTLE!!!!

Postby bardian97 » Thu Jan 02, 2014 11:58 pm

That's... Just a normal desk lamp! HOW DID HE SWITCH THEM OUT? CRABATAL

Snake, see if you can close up any of your wounds!
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Re: [Forum Game] CRAB BATTLE!!!!

Postby Hermit » Fri Jan 03, 2014 9:44 am

bardian97 wrote:Snake, see if you can close up any of your wounds!


What do you mean the crab had some kind of poison in its claws that prevent your wounds from closing?! Your belt contains a remote control that will activate a satellite laser cannon on your desired location, use it!
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Re: [Forum Game] CRAB BATTLE!!!!

Postby bardian97 » Fri Jan 03, 2014 11:11 pm

HE'S LATCHED ONTO THE BELT! I... I can't get to the controls!

Snake, shake yo' hips to get him off!
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Re: [Forum Game] CRAB BATTLE!!!!

Postby Hermit » Sat Jan 04, 2014 2:12 am

He grabbed by leg! Arrrgh! It feels like a million rabid dogs are biting and tearing all at once!

Cut off your leg! There's an easy-fit prosthetic in your bag with a cannon, grab it quickly!
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Re: [Forum Game] CRAB BATTLE!!!!

Postby bardian97 » Sat Jan 04, 2014 3:02 am

HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO BOOGIE WOOGIE WITHOUT MY OTHER LEG?

Snake, survey your surroundings, found something to hit it against.
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Re: [Forum Game] CRAB BATTLE!!!!

Postby Ford Prefect » Mon Jan 20, 2014 2:57 pm

It somehow took control of my nervous system through my leg! I CAN'T STOP DANCING!!!

Snake, try to dance over to that stick and pry it off!
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Re: [Forum Game] CRAB BATTLE!!!!

Postby Hermit » Sun Jan 26, 2014 8:16 am

That stick's way too small.

Cut the nerves on your leg! Try a backflip!
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Re: [Forum Game] CRAB BATTLE!!!!

Postby Mister Teal » Sun Jan 26, 2014 10:57 am

Parkour only enrages it




Quickly, spray it with rat poison
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Re: [Forum Game] CRAB BATTLE!!!!

Postby Hermit » Fri May 30, 2014 6:34 am

The crab's too big to be seriously affected by the poison!

You are near the giant anaconda nest from the movie Anaconda. Quick, lure it to the nest; maybe the two monsters will fight each other!
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Postby Siggymansz » Wed Jun 04, 2014 2:52 pm

The anaconda took a stick to my back!! Now its constricting me while the crab plays trampoline with my wounded leg!!!

SNAKE! The LOIC (Low Orbiting Ion Cannon) is fully charged call in your coordinates to initiate the orbital strike!
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