FACTPILE IS BACK!!!
CLICK HERE TO SEE FOR YOURSELF
Take a Tour of the Admin's Mancave

[Forum Game] CRAB BATTLE!!!!

For general sillyness.

Moderator: Forum Moderators

Re: [Forum Game] CRAB BATTLE!!!!

Postby Mister Teal » Wed Jun 11, 2014 7:25 am

the blast would kill me! also I'm paralyzed with fear and can't run

Snake, hurry and bully it about its sexuality
Image
User avatar
Mister Teal
Psychotron
 
Posts: 9563
Joined: Mon Jan 02, 2012 5:29 am

Re: [Forum Game] CRAB BATTLE!!!!

Postby Hermit » Wed Jun 11, 2014 7:55 am

It says it will have a go at anything that moves. How did it even talk?


Quick, shout a Yo Mama joke and convince the crab that it was the snake who said it!
Image
User avatar
Hermit
All Secrets Known
 
Posts: 3452
Joined: Thu May 10, 2012 7:10 pm

Re: [Forum Game] CRAB BATTLE!!!!

Postby Baron Somebody » Tue Jul 01, 2014 7:09 pm

Random guy wrote:http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/353/e/8/crab_battle_rematch____by_teh_f43ry_pwnz-d358d9d.jpg

Snake has encounted some kind of.......cave demon, you are his codec support. The first person suggests someway to kill it, the second person writes Snake's respons on how it failed, before suggesting another course of action, and so on and so on. So, let it begin: CRAB BATTLE!!!!

Snake, try planting a claymore mine and lure the crab in front of it


YOU A BITCH NIGGA CUZ!!!
Image

Baron Somebody wrote:I asked someone if it's normal to second guess walking motions...dude I am so fucked...
User avatar
Baron Somebody
Megaraptor's Scapegoat
 
Posts: 2753
Joined: Tue Sep 01, 2009 10:06 am
Location: Zone 667

Re: [Forum Game] CRAB BATTLE!!!!

Postby bardian97 » Tue Aug 26, 2014 6:32 pm

Hermit wrote:It says it will have a go at anything that moves. How did it even talk?


Quick, shout a Yo Mama joke and convince the crab that it was the snake who said it!

He believed me. WAIT, I'M SNAKE! CRA BABAAATAAAA

Snake, calm the fuck down. Just get out of the cave, Jesus Christ.
Image
Dicks
User avatar
bardian97
Psychotron
 
Posts: 7818
Joined: Mon Oct 31, 2011 12:17 am
Location: Dicks

Re: [Forum Game] CRAB BATTLE!!!!

Postby Hermit » Wed Aug 27, 2014 5:24 am

bardian97 wrote:Snake, calm the fuck down. Just get out of the cave, Jesus Christ.


It's blocking the way!

Burn it!
Image
User avatar
Hermit
All Secrets Known
 
Posts: 3452
Joined: Thu May 10, 2012 7:10 pm

Re: [Forum Game] CRAB BATTLE!!!!

Postby bardian97 » Wed Aug 27, 2014 8:19 am

I have nothing to burn it with... Either way, it would just use it's massive fire resistant shell and extinguish the flames with it's water cannon, then kick my head off!

Snake, try to hide from it. Run a little ways down the cave into the darkness and blend in. Once it passes you, sneak out
Image
Dicks
User avatar
bardian97
Psychotron
 
Posts: 7818
Joined: Mon Oct 31, 2011 12:17 am
Location: Dicks

Re: [Forum Game] CRAB BATTLE!!!!

Postby Hermit » Sun Feb 08, 2015 2:13 am

It saw me.

Run, man, run!
Image
User avatar
Hermit
All Secrets Known
 
Posts: 3452
Joined: Thu May 10, 2012 7:10 pm

Re: [Forum Game] CRAB BATTLE!!!!

Postby Mister Teal » Mon Feb 09, 2015 10:32 am

It snipped my achilles tendon



Hurry and inform him that you're a crabkin
Image
User avatar
Mister Teal
Psychotron
 
Posts: 9563
Joined: Mon Jan 02, 2012 5:29 am

Re: [Forum Game] CRAB BATTLE!!!!

Postby Ford Prefect » Thu Mar 12, 2015 9:37 pm

It wants to see my official crabkin club membership card!


Snake, kick sand into its tiny little crustacean eyes!
Image
Fearless wretch! Insanity! He watches, lurking beneath the sea
User avatar
Ford Prefect
Organ Grinder
 
Posts: 2287
Joined: Thu Nov 01, 2012 1:08 pm
Location: A mostly harmless insignificant little blue planet.

Re: [Forum Game] CRAB BATTLE!!!!

Postby Mister Teal » Sat Mar 21, 2015 8:44 pm

Everyone knows crabs use their claws to see




Snake, crabshame it
Image
User avatar
Mister Teal
Psychotron
 
Posts: 9563
Joined: Mon Jan 02, 2012 5:29 am

PreviousNext

Return to Forum Games

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 2 guests

cron