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Re: Make it more morbid

Postby Mister Teal » Mon Feb 02, 2015 5:26 pm

then his agent called with a part in a Scorsese film
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Re: Make it more morbid

Postby DokuSaki » Mon Feb 02, 2015 5:37 pm

While he was being raped by several lions. (Why lions? because their penises are hudge and barbed.)
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Re: Make it more morbid

Postby Hermit » Mon Feb 02, 2015 5:53 pm

DokuSaki wrote:While he was being raped by several lions. (Why lions? because their penises are hudge and barbed.)


And a duck (with corkscrew penises). Thank you Cracked.
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Re: Make it more morbid

Postby DokuSaki » Mon Feb 02, 2015 6:01 pm

I am sure the lions would eat the ducks?
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Re: Make it more morbid

Postby Mister Teal » Mon Feb 02, 2015 10:41 pm

The lions are endangered
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Re: Make it more morbid

Postby DokuSaki » Mon Feb 02, 2015 10:55 pm

And have aids and a rare gebetic disorder that causes them to explode on death.
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Re: Make it more morbid

Postby Mister Teal » Mon Feb 02, 2015 11:00 pm

and no health insurance so they have to take a generic-brand cocktail
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Re: Make it more morbid

Postby DokuSaki » Tue Feb 03, 2015 8:45 am

Containing the blood and semen of several exinct species.
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Re: Make it more morbid

Postby Hermit » Tue Feb 03, 2015 11:44 am

Which mutate them into horrifying perversions of nature whose incompatible bodies create immeasurable amounts of pain on the lions, who are driven insane and go on a rampage.
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Re: Make it more morbid

Postby DokuSaki » Tue Feb 03, 2015 11:52 am

And thus after extensive breeding and cloning the end of mankind was met. After several forms of everlution they can breed a plasma type substance.
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