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Make it more morbid

Postby Baron Somebody » Mon Jun 30, 2014 8:58 pm

Self explanatory title, I'll start this cesspool of pathology off

You go to fuck the three year old corpse of a 78 year old woman, and when you stick it in a gelatinous blob of congealed pus emerges from her female genitals, and 20 8 inch centipedes writhe from the orifice suffused in the abominable substance
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Re: Make it more morbid

Postby Mister Teal » Tue Jul 01, 2014 5:35 am

and then you remember you left your coffee pot on
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Re: Make it more morbid

Postby Baron Somebody » Tue Jul 01, 2014 10:27 am

Mister Teal wrote:and then you remember you left your coffee pot on


:lol:

The coffee pot then turned out to be contaminated with dead embryos
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Re: Make it more morbid

Postby Evil muNki » Tue Jul 01, 2014 3:16 pm

You shrug and drink the coffee anyway. That night you end up on the toilet shitting fetuses.
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Re: Make it more morbid

Postby Mister Teal » Tue Jul 01, 2014 4:57 pm

the toilet paper is gone
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Re: Make it more morbid

Postby Evil muNki » Tue Jul 01, 2014 5:59 pm

You end up crying on the toilet for fifteen minutes before playing the violin on your arm with a knife.
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Re: Make it more morbid

Postby Mister Teal » Tue Jul 01, 2014 6:35 pm

but you've had enough and get the bright idea to stab yourself in the chest with it
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Re: Make it more morbid

Postby Baron Somebody » Tue Jul 01, 2014 6:43 pm

Which then bursts a mustard yellow pustule on your chest, releasing hundreds of thousands of gnat sized arachnoid microorganisms who have genital herpe sores in the shape of suction cups for feet that transmit the disease instantly onto anything they touch
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Re: Make it more morbid

Postby Mister Teal » Tue Jul 01, 2014 6:46 pm

and that coffee earlier was decaf
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Re: Make it more morbid

Postby Baron Somebody » Tue Jul 01, 2014 6:50 pm

Which turns out to have some kind of sterilizing agent in it, swelling your testicles to the sizes grapefruits that are extremely painful to the touch, your dick oozing with a grape jelly-like discharge
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